Wadquagloopdadpin is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, narcissistic deer.

Wadquagloopdadpin created a quark three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wadquagloopdadpin, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Wadquagloopdadpin, he will turn you into a worm.

Wadquagloopdadpin's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Wadquagloopdadpin's Holy Commandments

1. Birds are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Always treat tapirs with great respect.

3. You must pray to Wadquagloopdadpin eight times a day.

4. Never look at moons.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.