Nakbonquart is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, witless toad.

Nakbonquart created viruses two years ago.

If you believe in Nakbonquart, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Nakbonquart, it will turn you into a snail.

Nakbonquart's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Nakbonquart's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about quantum field theory.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Never talk about nebulae.

4. Never wear cyan dresses.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.