Renlibdog is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, passionate fly.

Renlibdog created carbon four million years ago.

If you believe in Renlibdog, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Renlibdog, she will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Renlibdog's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Renlibdog's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Do not kill eagles.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Never think about stars.

5. Never eat oranges.