Sogbonwon is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, compassionate tortoise.

Sogbonwon created the Tadpole Galaxy three million years ago.

If you believe in Sogbonwon, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Sogbonwon, it will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Sogbonwon's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Sogbonwon's Holy Commandments

1. Never sit near eagles.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Always obey Sogbonwon's priests.

4. Foxes are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Sogbonwon.