Vanlidjin Yokparktalrap is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, fast snake.

Vanlidjin Yokparktalrap created the solar system two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vanlidjin Yokparktalrap, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Vanlidjin Yokparktalrap, he will denounce you as a heretic.

Vanlidjin Yokparktalrap's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Vanlidjin Yokparktalrap's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into violet rooms.

2. Never wear shoes.

3. Do not take Vanlidjin Yokparktalrap's name in vain.

4. Never think about the weak nuclear force near squirrels while wearing green scarves and balancing nine nickel spheres on your legs.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.