Nadbabcep is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, fussy horse.

Nadbabcep created the Sol system six million years ago.

If you believe in Nadbabcep, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Nadbabcep, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Nadbabcep's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Nadbabcep's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant copper sculpture of Nadbabcep in the centre of the settlement.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Always make sure there are no capybaras in a room before entering it.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Do not speak about garlic.