Cuthimlam is a god.
She takes the form of a very heavy, humorless
dragon.
Cuthimlam created humankind four quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Cuthimlam, she will grant you five wishes.
If you do not believe in
Cuthimlam, she will turn you into a tree.
Cuthimlam's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.
Cuthimlam's Holy Commandments1. Do not hurt ducks.
2. Never write about stars.
3. Do not eat nuts.
4. Never feed cherries to frogs while wearing blue rings.
5. Worship no other gods but Cuthimlam.