Daglargcub is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, duplicitous swan.

Daglargcub created humanity six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Daglargcub, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Daglargcub, he will try to impress you with rainbows.

Daglargcub's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Daglargcub's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

2. Always make sure there are no otters in a building before entering it.

3. Do not kill pigs.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Erect seven zinc sculptures of Daglargcub on top of important buildings.