Daglargcub is a god.
He takes the form of a very thin, duplicitous
swan.
Daglargcub created humanity six trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Daglargcub, he will celebrate by creating some universes.
If you do not believe in
Daglargcub, he will try to impress you with rainbows.
Daglargcub's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.
Daglargcub's Holy Commandments1. Never think about the weak nuclear force.
2. Always make sure there are no otters in a building before entering it.
3. Do not kill pigs.
4. Never play with disobedient children.
5. Erect seven zinc sculptures of Daglargcub on top of important buildings.