Rawpibyok is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, merciful slug.

Rawpibyok created the world four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rawpibyok, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Rawpibyok, it will send minions to preach to you.

Rawpibyok's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Rawpibyok's Holy Commandments

1. Rawpibyok loves cats, so they must be honoured.

2. Always help rats.

3. Never talk about ultrasonics near swans while wearing black hats and balancing three lead spheres on your legs.

4. Never talk about gravity.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.