Abominomt is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, loving lobster.

Abominomt created dark energy three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Abominomt, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Abominomt, she will come to you in dreams.

Abominomt's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Abominomt's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never wear mauve stockings.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Erect a giant fawn sculpture of Abominomt in the centre of the settlement.

5. Never pour water over plants.