Nillrullun is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, temperamental dryad.

Nillrullun created time and space two years ago.

If you believe in Nillrullun, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Nillrullun, she will jump up and down on your head.

Nillrullun's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Nillrullun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Never think about planets.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Never think about the weak nuclear force.
Votes: 23       Vote for this god
Previous god       Next god