Largnullen is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, annoying hydra.

Largnullen created light eight million years ago.

If you believe in Largnullen, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Largnullen, it will be mildly annoyed.

Largnullen's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Largnullen's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

2. Never hurt squirrels.

3. Largnullen must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

5. Always wear cyan.
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