Fligbossbess is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, emotional guinea pig.

Fligbossbess created the Whirlpool Galaxy three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fligbossbess, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Fligbossbess, it will strike you with lightening.

Fligbossbess' most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Fligbossbess' Holy Commandments

1. Fligbossbess loves moths, so they must be respected.

2. Do not wear white clothing.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Never wear scarves.

5. Never think about gravity.