Damgepomttapgenyoggaromin is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, cheerful hare.

Damgepomttapgenyoggaromin created oxygen six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Damgepomttapgenyoggaromin, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Damgepomttapgenyoggaromin, he will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Damgepomttapgenyoggaromin's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Damgepomttapgenyoggaromin's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from white squirrels for they are unholy.

2. You must never eat corn.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Damgepomttapgenyoggaromin.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Run away if nine shrews approach from the south.
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