Quamliknill Yartdap is a god.

She takes the form of a large, witty turtle.

Quamliknill Yartdap created the Black Eye Galaxy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Quamliknill Yartdap, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Quamliknill Yartdap, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Quamliknill Yartdap's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Quamliknill Yartdap's Holy Commandments

1. Always help tapirs in need.

2. Do not hurt dogs.

3. Always make sure there are no squirrels in a room before entering it.

4. Always help great tits.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.
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