Vanzensawfatdagnart is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, confident newt.

Vanzensawfatdagnart created tapeworms eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vanzensawfatdagnart, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Vanzensawfatdagnart, it will turn you into a giant snail.

Vanzensawfatdagnart's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Vanzensawfatdagnart's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about asteroids.

2. Never skip in holy places.

3. Snails are not to be trusted.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Always help sick bats.