Tarptentim is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, weak otter.

Tarptentim created the Sombrero Galaxy three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tarptentim, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Tarptentim, he will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Tarptentim's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Tarptentim's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from blue capybaras, for they are unholy.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Tarptentim.

4. Always look after injured frogs.

5. Do not wear aluminium on your body.