Quillapbun is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, selfish centipede.

Quillapbun created the Milkyway two billion years ago.

If you believe in Quillapbun, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Quillapbun, she will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Quillapbun's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Quillapbun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not sing in public.

2. Never talk about archaea.

3. Always make sure there are no great tits in a building before entering it.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place in yellow.