Cenkonmip Wikvilkan Tancab is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, irritating fox.

Cenkonmip Wikvilkan Tancab created a bottom quark eight million years ago.

If you believe in Cenkonmip Wikvilkan Tancab, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Cenkonmip Wikvilkan Tancab, she will destroy your favourite solar system.

Cenkonmip Wikvilkan Tancab's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Cenkonmip Wikvilkan Tancab's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Do not dye your hair mauve.

3. Never feed corn to moths while wearing blue dresses.

4. Run away from green nematodes, for they are unholy.

5. Worship no other gods but Cenkonmip Wikvilkan Tancab.