Guphivshav is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, tranquil naga.

Guphivshav created the world three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Guphivshav, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Guphivshav, it will turn you into a blue tit.

Guphivshav's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Guphivshav's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. You must never eat nuts.

3. You must pray to Guphivshav four times a day.

4. Pray towards the south.

5. Never go into blue rooms.