Negxuckgetabdud is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, charitable aardvark.

Negxuckgetabdud created water six billion years ago.

If you believe in Negxuckgetabdud, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Negxuckgetabdud, it will refuse to believe in you.

Negxuckgetabdud's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Negxuckgetabdud's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Never think about nucleic acids.

4. Do not wear cyan clothing.

5. Never write about dwarf planets.