Yikfemzig is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, selfish seal.

Yikfemzig created Mount Everest eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yikfemzig, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Yikfemzig, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Yikfemzig's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Yikfemzig's Holy Commandments

1. Yikfemzig loves aardvarks, so they must be honoured.

2. Never write about black holes.

3. Yikfemzig loves manatees, so they must be respected.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Yikfemzig.

5. Pray towards the east.