Matmil is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, confident goose.

Matmil created parasitic wasps six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Matmil, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Matmil, he will denounce you as a heretic.

Matmil's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Matmil's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about shrews.

2. Do not shave your face.

3. Do not trade with those who eat pineapples.

4. Feed all hungry cats.

5. Do not eat limes.