Sasbophub is a god.
She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, competent
butterfly.
Sasbophub created the Virgo Supercluster three hundred thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Sasbophub, she will remain indifferent to you.
If you do not believe in
Sasbophub, she will denounce you as a heretic.
Sasbophub's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.
Sasbophub's Holy Commandments1. Do not covet oxen.
2. Do not dye your hair purple.
3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.
4. Do not make images of living things.
5. Do not wear silicon on your body.