Gidtalsis is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, caring wyrm.

Gidtalsis created the Sun nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Gidtalsis, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Gidtalsis, he will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Gidtalsis' most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Gidtalsis' Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant green sculpture of Gidtalsis in the centre of the settlement.

2. Never talk about archaea.

3. Pray towards the north.

4. Never hurt seals.

5. Never eat bark.