Kopquimjan is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, able wasp.

Kopquimjan created dark energy eight million years ago.

If you believe in Kopquimjan, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Kopquimjan, it will turn you into a worm.

Kopquimjan's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Kopquimjan's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about dwarf planets.

2. Always treat capybaras with great respect.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate mice.

4. Do not eat cherries.

5. Do not chant in public.