Bittabhan is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, uncaring lizard.

Bittabhan created the Whirlpool Galaxy four million years ago.

If you believe in Bittabhan, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Bittabhan, it will curse you with boils.

Bittabhan's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Bittabhan's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick birds.

2. Always obey Bittabhan's priests.

3. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Bittabhan.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.