Ranyakhat is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, pitiless squid.

Ranyakhat created viruses eight million years ago.

If you believe in Ranyakhat, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Ranyakhat, it will not invite you to parties.

Ranyakhat's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Ranyakhat's Holy Commandments

1. Ranyakhat loves hamsters, so they must be honoured.

2. Never wear ear rings.

3. Never talk about thermodynamics near mice while wearing magenta kilts.

4. Pray towards the west.

5. Never think about dark matter near great tits while wearing turquoise shorts and balancing six tin spheres on your face.