Hubtundod is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, merciful hippopotamus.

Hubtundod created a top quark six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hubtundod, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Hubtundod, it will not care.

Hubtundod's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Hubtundod's Holy Commandments

1. Hamsters are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Never sprint in holy places.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Do not stand on grass.