Tengarsin is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, dishonourable giraffe.

Tengarsin created humanity two billion years ago.

If you believe in Tengarsin, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Tengarsin, she will destroy your home planet.

Tengarsin's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Tengarsin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your neck.

2. Never feed lots of tomatoes to squirrels while wearing black ear rings.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Never go into white rooms.

5. Never talk about amino acids.