Fubyambugbiss is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, narcissistic swan.

Fubyambugbiss created the Tadpole Galaxy six billion years ago.

If you believe in Fubyambugbiss, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Fubyambugbiss, it will try to impress you with trees.

Fubyambugbiss' most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Fubyambugbiss' Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Fubyambugbiss.

2. Never go into black rooms.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.