Pomfasgut is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, confident zebra.

Pomfasgut created the Sunflower Galaxy seven million years ago.

If you believe in Pomfasgut, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Pomfasgut, she will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Pomfasgut's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Pomfasgut's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Never feed lots of spinach to cats while wearing yellow boots.

3. Do not kill seals.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate badgers.