Bigbignil is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, sage rhinoceros.

Bigbignil created a quark six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bigbignil, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Bigbignil, she will cry a lot.

Bigbignil's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Bigbignil's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of platinum.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Do not wear white clothing.

5. Always obey Bigbignil's priests.