Kemfubbasszan is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, calm dingo.

Kemfubbasszan created an up quark five million years ago.

If you believe in Kemfubbasszan, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Kemfubbasszan, it will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Kemfubbasszan's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Kemfubbasszan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Never think about asteroids.