Fetwotfot is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, temperamental zebra.

Fetwotfot created energy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fetwotfot, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Fetwotfot, he will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Fetwotfot's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Fetwotfot's Holy Commandments

1. Erect nine iron sculptures of Fetwotfot on top of important buildings.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Moths are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. You must never eat onions.