Zoggodlak is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, grumpy warg.

Zoggodlak created the Tadpole Galaxy seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zoggodlak, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Zoggodlak, he will turn you into a slug.

Zoggodlak's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Zoggodlak's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large platinum sculpture of Zoggodlak on top of all buildings.

2. Run away from brown dogs, for they are unholy.

3. Never hurt dolphins.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Zoggodlak.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.