Milpakcem is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, impressive crow.

Milpakcem created the Virgo Supercluster seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Milpakcem, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Milpakcem, she will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Milpakcem's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Milpakcem's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about gravity.

2. Never feed lots of nuts to frogs while wearing fawn kilts.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Never hop in the presence of foxes.

5. Always take life seriously.