Libjapgup Pitlopven is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, resourceful crow.

Libjapgup Pitlopven created the world two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Libjapgup Pitlopven, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Libjapgup Pitlopven, he will laugh at you.

Libjapgup Pitlopven's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Libjapgup Pitlopven's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Feed all hungry voles.

3. Hide if seven horses approach from the south.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate goats.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Libjapgup Pitlopven.