Pascemyik is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, impressive clam.

Pascemyik created Africa six million years ago.

If you believe in Pascemyik, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Pascemyik, she will not care at all.

Pascemyik's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Pascemyik's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Do not drink water in gray rooms.

3. Never write about electromagnetism.

4. Pascemyik loves dogs, so they must be respected.

5. Do not wear green clothing.