Cibhotyarpzig Betgamfot is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, cheerful octopus.

Cibhotyarpzig Betgamfot created a down quark five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cibhotyarpzig Betgamfot, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Cibhotyarpzig Betgamfot, she will be very sad.

Cibhotyarpzig Betgamfot's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Cibhotyarpzig Betgamfot's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if nine ducks approach from the east.

2. Always look after injured voles.

3. Erect a giant lead sculpture of Cibhotyarpzig Betgamfot in the centre of the settlement.

4. Hide from black sheep for they are unholy.

5. Always make sure there are no capybaras in a room before entering it.