Vog is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, clever dugong.

Vog created Europe three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vog, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Vog, he will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Vog's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Vog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of silver.

2. Vog loves snails, so they must be respected.

3. Never mention horses.

4. Run away if eight gulls approach from the south.

5. Always make sure there are no eagles in a room before entering it.