Konbitfly is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, tranquil crab.

Konbitfly created a charm quark four years ago.

If you believe in Konbitfly, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Konbitfly, it will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Konbitfly's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Konbitfly's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill porpoises.

2. Do not take Konbitfly's name in vain.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Respect your elders.