Hanranwab is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, confident goblin.

Hanranwab created snails three billion years ago.

If you believe in Hanranwab, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Hanranwab, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Hanranwab's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Hanranwab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about rice.

2. Never sing in the presence of eagles.

3. Hanranwab loves cats, so they must be respected.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. You must love Hanranwab.