Cednutomt is a god.

It takes the form of a small, calm horse.

Cednutomt created oxygen six million years ago.

If you believe in Cednutomt, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Cednutomt, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Cednutomt's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Cednutomt's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Cednutomt.

2. Never talk about mites.

3. Always make sure there are no capybaras in a room before entering it.

4. Never feed onions to sheep while wearing red stockings.

5. Do not drink alcohol.