Shavcimkad Rapzoghog is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, fussy owl.

Shavcimkad Rapzoghog created dark energy two million years ago.

If you believe in Shavcimkad Rapzoghog, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Shavcimkad Rapzoghog, it will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Shavcimkad Rapzoghog's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Shavcimkad Rapzoghog's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat capybaras with great respect.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Shavcimkad Rapzoghog.

3. Do not eat parsnips.

4. Learn seven new languages a year.

5. Draw representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.
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