Begxencen is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, unthinking dolphin.

Begxencen created a down quark five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Begxencen, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Begxencen, it will strike you with lightening.

Begxencen's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Begxencen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Never feed lots of melons to geese while wearing violet stockings.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Always make sure there are no squirrels in a room before entering it.

5. Retreat if four horses approach from the north.