Madhakbab is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, all-powerful fox.

Madhakbab created a strange quark six million years ago.

If you believe in Madhakbab, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Madhakbab, he will throw large rocks at you.

Madhakbab's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Madhakbab's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Madhakbab.

5. Never think about deoxyribonucleic acid.