Gomdunhom is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, caring lizard.

Gomdunhom created a bottom quark four years ago.

If you believe in Gomdunhom, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Gomdunhom, it will turn you into a slug.

Gomdunhom's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Gomdunhom's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Never hurt snails.

4. Do not speak about oranges.

5. Never jump in the presence of ducks.