Hivcutrig is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, sapient swan.

Hivcutrig created the Large Magellanic Cloud eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Hivcutrig, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Hivcutrig, she will turn you into a sparrow.

Hivcutrig's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Hivcutrig's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Never talk about geese.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Never feed nuts to grasshopers while wearing shoes.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.