Sinmiglim is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, humorless dragon.

Sinmiglim created an up quark eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Sinmiglim, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Sinmiglim, she will send four elephants to rub you out.

Sinmiglim's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Sinmiglim's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about special relativity near hamsters while wearing fawn stockings and balancing five titanium spheres on your back.

2. Sinmiglim loves seals, so they must be respected.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Always make sure there are no gulls in a room before entering it.

5. Hide from indigo otters for they are unholy.